Rhoo. Rhoo. Rhoo. Quail Ku outcoos the cuckoo; calls "Crops!" Rhoo. Rhoo. Rhoo. Konk. Konk. Konk. Geese Ku honks "Collect, collect; accrue, accrue." Konk. Konk. Konk. Ku. Ku. Ku. All Kus cry, "Quirk, quirk, coolies: work, work." Ku. Ku. Ku. Screw, screw, screw, screw these kook Kus! Kooks! Kooks! Screw, screw, Kus, kus, kus. __________________________________________ Note: The Chinese character Ku (`Hire, employ') combines the character for `farmer's bird' and the character for `man,' whom birds summon to work.