Notice: On Sat. 6 March at approx. 2:15 Melvyn Sills, aged 36, of Norwood, was shot dead following an argument with a group of men in Rushcroft Road, SW2. He was also known as spanner. Did you see anything? Now isn't that typical Brixton, and you can bet nobody saw anything, not even the surveillance cameras, mysteriously. And I hear one of the Old Etonian coke twins has been moved out of prominence after being seen in the Dog Shite loudly demanding, "Anyone got more cocaine?" how embarrassing, giving the place a bad name. Meanwhile, on the hoardings religious tracts abound, and our local graffitists are busily proving that spanking new painted walls can be used as a canvas, and the Flourmill & Firkin which has only been opened a month is closing for refurbishment, so everything in the Garden of Eden ain't going too well, for it's obvious to all that the law against drinking is the ant on the back of the elephant of the other snorting and shooting going on not a mile from ...Brixton P.S. Cllr. Dixon's Blair victory bash held at the Dog Shite on Election night was all smiles and nods between Lambeth Council and the terrible twins as hindsight now tells, and now its become horribly clear who's arse-licking who.