Bada Bing


Jack K. told Allen G. that William B.


Liked to fuck boys, or was that


The other way around?


Yeah, it must have been the other way around


?Cause Allen G. liked to fuck them real real young


And he knew by sight another perv who liked to fuck boys


Though, Allen G, by definition was a pedophile


And William B. was only on the borderline


Now, Jack K. didn?t like to fuck  boys but Allen G.


Kissed and told: that Jack K. liked to fuck a man now and then


Or maybe he just like to fuck Allen G. now and then ?


Nonetheless, welcome to the sex lives 


of your literary heroes, boys & girls.




Future Wars Of Ego


Way outside the inner land of love eternal,
a frighteningly large portion of humanity 
are so strangled, so controlled by the noose
of conforming complacency,
tribal warfare and beastly,vicious
behavior toward other human beings,
that it?s become the norm.
And if not curtailed by
compassion and flexibility and awareness of spirit,
it will lead ?civilization? once again
to ruin and darkness: a dark age indeed
for those of us who remain,
in a nuclear wasteland of madness and disease.




American Commerials On The Telly


Guttoneous eyes


Fire and brimstone devils


All up in your face


Bellies full


Of rotting democracy


The air reeking


Of the worse


Disease ever 


Spread by their


Ravenous greed




Dem Poems


We don?t wants no poems witch sey anythin


We don?t wants no poems dat make dem waves


We can?t swim, ?cause dem waves makes da water two deep, see?


We wants dem, uh, whats you  call dem, yeah, dem lyrics like poems


We don?t wants dem poems pissin? off da powers dat be, see?




o beloved soldier


o beloved soldier
beloved son
beloved father
beloved brother


o beloved soldier
beloved uncle
beloved nephew
beloved cousin


o beloved soldier
beloved son-in-law
beloved father-n-law
beloved brother-in-law


o beloved soldier
beloved stepson
beloved stepfather
beloved stepbrother


o beloved soldier
beloved friend
beloved lover 
beloved neighbor
beloved  ?enemy?


when will it end?





On The Set Of ?The Wizard Of Oz?
About An Hour After All The Dwarf
And Midget Extras, Who Played The
Munchkins, Had Gone Home


There sat L. Frank Baum 
in the shithouse


at the end of the
Yellow Brick Road


on the outskirts of
the Emerald City


where the Wizard 
used to do his business


yelling through the
crescent moon
cut in the door:


?Hey, any of you
little people  still out there?
The Wizard took
the Sears & Roebuck
catalog from in here. Now, how
in the hell am I
gonna wipe
my ass. Hey, any
Munchkins out there??




Toxic Waste
(dogma on the real)


dog waste
dog mess
dogma 
dog shit
everywhere


everywhere
the stinking
piles
of
dogma


dogma
stinking
piles
of stinking
dog shit
dog mess
dog turds
dog waste
dogma


dogma
shits
everywhere
in your
brain
crevices
shits
shits


shits
stinking
piles
of
dog shit
dogma
shits
everywhere 
but never
buries
it


except
in your
brain




Entertainment
(1920 to present )


The guy who sat
2 seats 
behind you
in the 10th
grade
who
could
fart louder
than anyone
in  school,
the same guy who
came up
to you at
a high school
dance
and 
brushed
his
fingers under
your nose
and
said:
?smell?
after
being
in the back
seat
with your ex-
girl friend.
This
guy
has
become
a
STAR:
writing
his
autobiography,
which is
being made
into a
movie
with him
starring.
He?s
giving
interviews
about the
profundity
of his
popularity,
and
on
a special
tv show
he came
flying
down from
the ceiling
on pulleys
and when
he landed
he farted
and huge
puffs
of smoke
and flames
shot
all 
over
the stage.
There was
a French
guy
who
toured
all the
finest
theaters of
Europe
in the
1920?s,
who
could
blow out
candles
and
make
his
ass
talk
and sing
Parisian
lullabies
and
I bet
he
got
rich
and
got
a lot
of
pussy
too. 



(2007)