Hi guys.
Thought my page could do with a
spring clean (as I run a web company!)
I have disabled your RIGHT click function by the way :-)
First of all HELLO to some pals on here (most I have met in the flesh)
MarcXXXXXXXX, Darren,
AndyboyXXX,Dave24XXXX, Skateboarder <g>,Mark21, Juan (yum), Jenesia, SAM!!!,CoolCat
XXXX, DJ, Ian(Dundee)xxx,naughty thomas19XXXXXXX, BATHGATE BOI !!!! XXX, blondguy,
Jamie, Alan24xxxxxxx, BANKIE BOY XXXXXXX KAABOOOOOM KID! XXXXX ,big mack xx,
JasonXXXX, alan(tgsg)XXX, Tommy, , squirrelxxxx. Becks7XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX<g>,
LiviRich..hey babe!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX S&H, WOW XXXXXXX, skinny xxxxx,
Martin :-) xxxxx YOUNGSTER XX, Stuart39 XXXXXX, Paris XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Scott28 G'day mate!
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AND GR8!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX G'day! The 2 horny fifers xxxx , WEEGIE
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Jae XXXXXXXXXXX, razza XXXXXXXXX, GregPik XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
greg19 XXXXXXXXX Kanpai XXXX, Aly XXXXX, DiScO BuNNi (YA BITCH!) XXXXXX
sexy Jamie18XXXXXXX, simon edin XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
AND OF COURSE
CASPER MY BOYFRIEND!
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NOW THE SCARY STUFF
I am 30 (although people keep
saying I look a lot younger)
Straight acting
6' Tall
Blue eyes
Slim
Short hair
Genuine
From Paisley (although a nice part I have to say!)
This is cheating!
This one below is about 2 years old :-)
and I just got up..hence the hair!
Here are 2 shots of Casper my boyfriend :-)
I like all types of music.
Played electric guitar for 13 years
Am a lab manager in Glasgow
Have my own web building company which
produces 2 or so sites per month
Have my own server running at 54Mbps
Love to cuddle :-))
My mate Scott from Oz
gave his permission for this transcript
to be put on here ,I think its cool! :-))
I DONT NORMALLY DO THIS BUT HE SAID IT WAS
OK
<Scot28> stays 10days in ireland
then
<Scot28> to paris for 3 days then back to scotland for some Haggis
> but we wont get 2 see him this time,next time we c u
both!!!!!
> haggis!
> lol
> if he can catch one!
> they fast!
<Scot28> yessum 4 sure
<Scot28> r they
> in the heather
> very fast
<Scot28> u catch one for him kenny
> ummmmm
> <snigger>
> ok
> LOL
<Scot28> thank you
> ROFL
<Scot28> why ya laffin ???
> LOL
<Scot28> y u laffin?
> :-)))))))))
> ur cooool man!
<Scot28> hehe
> haggis arent alive!
<Scot28> huh?
> NOOOOOOOO
<Scot28> yeah thay gotta be alive before they dead
Ok, these two files
are funny. The first is a security video of a Compaq worker
smashing up his pc when something doesn't go right for him.
The second is a recording of
a phone call made to the CANNON HELPDESK
by a rather irrate customer!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the
helpdesk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the
WordPerfect organisation for "termination without cause".
Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee:
"Ridge Hall computer assistant, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank. It won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor. I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a
little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord
goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the
wall."
"...Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other
cable."
"...Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of
your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's
dark."
"Dark?"
"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in
from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"No? Why not?"
"Because there's a power cut."
"A power... A power cut? Aha, OK, we've got it licked now. Do you still
have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it
was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too fucking stupid to own a computer."