Best time to ride: Virtually anytime
Loading speed: Unbelievably slow
Our rating: Standard fairground ride but with faster spinners than most
This standard spinny ride is a must for teenagers, who delight in dragging on their elderly relatives for a 'dead gentle' ride. If they've listened to their Physics teacher, however, they soon get the teacup spinning very fast and then they all lean in to the centre, an action which effectively doubles the rotational speed. At the end, the teens leap out, parents fall out and elderly relatives are either poured out or have to wait for the Disney life support unit.