Best time to ride: first or last hour

Loading speed: inordinately slow

Rating: basic rocket ride available at any fun fair

Like Dumbo, this ride attracts the youngsters and, like Dumbo, it takes an age to load. Partly due to the insistence on safety which Disney maintains, the single ride steward has to escort each guest off and out of the ride before closing the gate and then slowly making their way back to the entrance to admit each person. Each person then has their seating checked, even more slowly and then, finally, the thing starts and, having waited at least half an hour, you get a two minute ride. Avoid this ride unless there's no queue and you have nothing better to do.