OK: for those of you who are really into this sort of thing, here is what I'm using to create and maintain this colourful but tacky site.

PC: Dell Inspiron 3800 notebook - a blue one to match the site's background. 64Mb memory, 10Gb hard drive, floppy, CD-ROM, Xircom modem.

Digital camera: Kodak DC280. 2.0 megapixels, 2x optical zoom, 3x digital zoom. A great little toy.

Web design: Microsoft FrontPage 2000, using the 'Downtown' theme. This is the first web site I've created, so not much to compare against (except CoolPage which I played with and rejected). It seems to do the job and hasn't crashed yet, which has to be a first for a Microsoft product.

Image manipulation: JASC Paint Shop Pro V4. I believe it's up to V7 now (in Beta at any rate), but those new facilities I don't know about I won't miss.

ISP: Which Online, who are generally OK but don't yet support FrontPage Server Extensions (subtle hint here).