For anyone considering a visit to the good ol' US of A, it may be worth your while doing this quiz to see if you are temperamentally suited to the country and its way of life. You could find it a bit too much of a culture shock, so it's a good idea to be prepared.

Warning: if you are actually American and have a problem with material which tends to send up your beautiful country and its quaint customs, you are strongly recommended not to do this quiz as you may be just the tiniest bit offended. In fact, if you're upset by anything at all, it's probably best to give it a miss.

With due acknowledgement and thanks to Viz magazine, from which this quiz was lifted wholesale and totally without permission. I hope that John Brown Publishing will forgive me, especially when I say that Viz is one of the finest humorous publications on God's green earth and you are wholeheartedly recommended to visit their site and subscribe immediately. Thank you.