Entry A - an "A Team" episode.
The waiter's plate
by A.N.Other
On tonight's A-Team, Hannibal has an old friend who's a waiter. But his friend has a big problem. A rival waiter is trying to drive the friend out of business. The rival has already thumped his friend's Uncle, and tried to steal a plate.
The rest of the team arrives to help. Mr T, is tremendously attracted to the pretty girl who works with the waiter, but she prefers Face. To further complicate matters the team is being chased by the Head Waiter.
The A-Team has a fight with the men of the rival waiter. Face says, ''How can someone as ugly as you have any meaning in life?''. Hannibal throws two guys through a window. Mr T gets a black eye and Face doesn't even break a sweat.
But the A-Team is captured when the rival's boss, Osama, shows up with twelve guys carrying uzis. The A-Team is locked in a restaurant. Mr T says, ''Wait, we can disguise ourselves as waiters!’'. Hannibal is dismissive. Instead he comes up with a plan. They build an armoured jeep out of tractors and odds 'n ends.
The A-Team escapes and goes into Osama's territory, guns a-blazing. ''All I wanted was world domination, and that plate was the key.'' complains Osama, as the A-Team leaves him tied up for the Head Waiter.
''This waiting game is not for me…..'' says Hannibal.
Note: The A-team was a tv programme in the early 90s.