Entry E
Much had it travelled in the realms of lead, A small estate car, it had kingdoms seen; Right to the western islands had it been While I in fealty to Lloyds was bled. Oft of one wide motorway had I been told Displacing homes of rabbit, stoat and weasel. Yet did I never breathe its acrid diesel Until I heard the gearbox clatter loud and bold: I knew the journey wasn't worth it when I saw the oil-light, like a star, appear, And then, I clambered out, with feeble eyes, And stared beneath the bonnet with a growing fear, Looked at the fan belt with a wild surmise, Stranded, beside a road in Lancashire.
This is, of course, a parody of a sonnet by Keats