Strong Swearing by Bob

Good morning , operations Bob Rial speaking ,fuck off



Arse-begotten sons of bum-fucked whores


It only seems like 5 minutes since I left the fucking place


OK , leave it with me. Bye. Do I give a fuck

My next career move is out the door of this fucking shithouse
Look at him , on £30,000 a year, coming and going not knowing whether he wants a shit or a haircut



I'm too old to retrain ; anyway I've no fucking interest

The way they react , some of these programmers , you think we're phoning them for the fun of it. Cunts.


It's when you shoot your load and it goes round someone's neck.When you're having a tit-wank, something like that

(Bob describing a pearl necklace)

What a fucking carry on


I'm here again . Fuck me , it's just dawned on me.


It's enough to make a shepherd fuck his flock, stick his crook up his arse and say "Bollocks" to it all.

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