Medium-Strength Swearing by Bob

I've just farted. The excitement of it all upset my stomach.


It's a bit shiny. He's probably got a bit of axle grease on it something like that

(Describing a man's dick in a hardcore porn image in which he appeared to be wearing a condom)

I want my terms.



It's amazing The Sport folds flat; there's so much tit in it

It's a shit-hole this place isn't it love


Some of the stuff you get , it's like downtown Bangkok


Come on bastards


"Striving for excellence in support" sounds like an advert for a jockstrap


Lazy English pigdogs.We have do IPL for you.

(said while doing a Hitler salute and karate kicking the door )

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