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If you're peeing for an age
Check your size on our measuring gauge.
Don't stretch your tool more than it should go,
Then read it's length from the floor below,
Now find your number on our list,
Finally dry your leg where you've just pissed!
2 means you drip whilst others splatter
4 means you always say "Size Doesn't Matter"
6 means enough, but that's about all,
8 means you're as long as you are tall,
10 means like a donkey, you're swinging free,
12 means you're married to the landlady!
The Red Lion, Llanafan Fawr. Phone 01597 860204
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